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Words & Music Uncle Ted's Garage ©2002
(except for those incredibly intelligent words
spoken by the (P)resident of the USA
)

It is what it is...
Stupid is, as stupid does

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's
in Texas,
probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once -
- - -
shame on - - shame on you. Fool me you can't get
fooled again."

And with the Nations grace
One man can destroy the human race
Will wonders never cease?
You'd better get on your knees and pray for peace

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold
this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile"

"Conspiracy theories abound in American politics.
I don't even need to be subliminabable about the
differences between our views"

And with the Nations grace
One man can destroy the human race
Will wonders never cease?
You'd better get on your knees and pray for peace

It is what it is...
Stupid is, as stupid does
A Political Song
Words & Music - Uncle Ted's Garage ©2002

Sunshine and rainbows...
Lipstick and candy
And bombs flying over my head
A shrub in the White House
Resident junkie
I can't pull my ass out of bed

And what's the the matter with Susie?
I hear she lost her head in Reno
Got caught in a terrible mess
A one-armed bandit slayed her
And not quite an hour later
We find her, buried in debt

Ain't it grand? - This big happy 'ol world
We're living in
A clean pair of jeans- a bullet-proof vest
And a note, addressed to my next of kin

Starshine and moonbeams
Cell phones and pagers
And raves pumping right up till dawn
Pacifier online... baby's gotta unwind
If it's natural, how can it be wrong

Let's give a hand to Mikey...
On the mount...tackling Moses
The N.R.A. caught in his sights
Corporation welfare... Politicians don't care
Just maybe, he's got it right

Ain't it grand? - This big happy 'ol world
We're living in
A clean pair of jeans- a bullet-proof vest
And a note, addressed to my next of kin

Sunshine and rainbows...
Lipstick and candy
And bombs flying over my head
A shrub in the White House
Resident junkie
I can't pull my ass out of bed

The Peace Chain
©2003 Uncle Teds Garage

You can talk all you want
Won't guarantee we'll listen
We've had plenty of time
To feel out your position
And the weight of your breath
Could never change our minds
You see, we're on to you
And your partners in crime

Are we not getting through?
We say, not in our name
We're standing heart to heart
Can't break the Peace Chain
The peace chain stretchs far
Across hills and plains
Millions standing heart to heart
Can't break the Peace Chain

You think you've got it sewn up
Little man... big fight
It must be hell on you
Knowing you're always right
Well here's a message for you
Hey, we're not buying
This crap you shove down our throats
Your double-talk, your lyin'

Are we not getting through?
We say, not in our name
We're standing heart to heart
Can't break the Peace Chain
The peace chain stretchs far
Across hills and plains
Millions standing heart to heart
Can't break the Peace Chain

You'd better watch your left
It's comin' round to meet you
It starts slow... like a crawl
A whisper in a church pew
And the movement, it grows
A never-ending crescendo
Falling down over you
And your worthless commandos

Are we not getting through?
We say, not in our name
We're standing heart to heart
Can't break the Peace Chain
The peace chain stretchs far
Across hills and plains
Millions standing heart to heart
Can't break the Peace Chain

Can't Break the Peace Chain...
Can't Break the Peace Chain...